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I really don’t give a fuck the majority of the time.
As long as you’re nice to me and make me laugh then you’re automatically awesome.</description><title>LalalaChrissy</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @complexmachines)</generator><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o94p9bU81r4lquro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23805193616</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23805193616</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 13:15:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jsuk5SJI1rw38wwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23764225377</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23764225377</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 20:30:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>typeverything:

Typeverything.com - “Fuck it / Dude / Let’s go /...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lf76GUsJ1qh0381o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://typeverything.com/post/23746145280/typeverything-com-fuck-it-dude-lets-go"&gt;typeverything&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Typeverything.com - “Fuck it / Dude / Let’s go / Bowling” by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/angellillustrations/6685784735/sizes/l/in/photostream/"&gt;Caffa151&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Someone take me bowlinggg&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23748941763</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23748941763</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 16:14:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I ask Emily what it’s like to have AIDS.
Even over the phone, her eye roll is audible. “It’s like..."</title><description>“I ask Emily what it’s like to have AIDS.&lt;br/&gt;
Even over the phone, her eye roll is audible. “It’s like being Canadian,” she says, “You get used to it.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Damned - Chuck Palahniuk (via &lt;a href="http://porchmonkies4life.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;porchmonkies4life&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23611980432</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23611980432</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:59:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fli4Vj171r5gekoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23552574011</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23552574011</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:01:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40x23euUU1qhxqfro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23390880405</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23390880405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:10:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Crying over broken bongs</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Crying over broken bongs&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23048616730</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/23048616730</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:45:25 -0400</pubDate><category>:c</category></item><item><title>Dad: I&amp;#8217;ve only had a dwi once and i only drank 2 beersMom: Yeah, but what else were you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dad:&lt;/strong&gt; I&amp;#8217;ve only had a dwi once and i only drank 2 beers&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mom:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah, but what else were you on?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dad:&lt;/strong&gt; PCP but that doesn&amp;#8217;t affect driving&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22936274902</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22936274902</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 20:25:55 -0400</pubDate><category>lololol oh the 70z</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8pshMNui1qghg8fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22919756520</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22919756520</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 15:37:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahtattoos:

So this is my Bomb the Music Industry! tattoo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3go702X231qzabkfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fyeahtattoos.com/post/22897718915/so-this-is-my-bomb-the-music-industry-tattoo-that" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeahtattoos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;So this is my Bomb the Music Industry! tattoo that I got at No Limit Tattoo, by the wonderful Ghis. He mentioned he was relocating to New Zealand, so get at ‘im while he’s still here!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So I got these lyrics from the song I Don’t Love You Anymore because A: I have a nasty habit of beating myself up over stupid things that don’t matter, B: the song is about being a booze hound &amp; trying to be a better person, &amp; C: I love D.I.Y. punk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Click through for the tattoo parlor’s webpage!)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22902214296</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22902214296</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 10:24:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>so perfect, ramshackle glory coming here the day before i go to colorado.hurrry up july 15,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so perfect, ramshackle glory coming here the day before i go to colorado.&lt;br/&gt;hurrry up july 15, i&amp;#8217;ve beeen waiting years to be able to see pat the bunny. it&amp;#8217;s going to be so perfect and i&amp;#8217;ll be with the cutest boy everrrr.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22851696245</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22851696245</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 15:10:00 -0400</pubDate><category>i haven't beenthis excited over a show in such a long time</category></item><item><title>why is everyone trying to sell me mushrooms randomly when i already have a quarter and still...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;why is everyone trying to sell me mushrooms randomly when i already have a quarter and still haven&amp;#8217;t even trippped&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22814006280</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22814006280</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 21:08:33 -0400</pubDate><category>everyone has drugs when i dont need them</category></item><item><title>batness:

What to do with those little yellow bags from LUSH?...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o11_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o12_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o13_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o14_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o15_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tjk6ZeLj1qg2ce1o16_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://batness.tumblr.com/post/21485478264/what-to-do-with-those-little-yellow-bags-from"&gt;batness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What to do with those little yellow bags from LUSH? Turn them in to plant starter pots! Note: I don’t recommend using bags that have a lot of residue in them. I used bags that held soap bars, shampoo bars, massage bars, etc. Bubbleroons and bath melts seem to leave too much soap behind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Instructions&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Save up Lush bags, or any papers that use safe dyes (most ads do NOT use safe dye)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cut up paper into strips or chunks. This goes faster if you have a paper shredder.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Toss papers into a blender, turn on and add water as needed to blend. DO NOT add too much water; less is better.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Squeeze out extra water from paper pulp goop.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Press pulp into muffin tin, going up around the sides; I used silicone since it allows things to spring free better, but any kind of tin will do.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Allow to dry overnight (you can also “bake” on a low setting like 250 for an hour or so and then let dry overnight).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pop your seed sprouter cups free from mold, add dirt, and plant some seeds!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22594139546</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22594139546</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 13:26:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Love me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3egqtSzQI1ql8e4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22473736795</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/22473736795</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 18:05:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bluntess:</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9ewldiJD1qc2vmeo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluntess.tumblr.com/post/21367427170/i-actually-will-never-not-reblog-this"&gt;bluntess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21632161219</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21632161219</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:53:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Kurt Vonnegut’s time working at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ovjdaRuY1qargt4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howtotalktogirlsatparties.tumblr.com/post/21334290112/kurt-vonneguts-time-working-at-sports-illustrated"&gt;howtotalktogirlsatparties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Kurt Vonnegut’s time working at &lt;em&gt;Sports Illustrated&lt;/em&gt; was brief.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21341732028</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21341732028</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:24:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cheating on drug tests for the win lolol</title><description>&lt;p&gt;cheating on drug tests for the win lolol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21272994481</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21272994481</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>fuck itttt</category><category>weed shouldn't even matter</category></item><item><title>eclectic-electric:

WHEN YOU DIE YOU’RE GONE FOREVER THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE JUST DECAYING ORGANIC...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eclectic-electric.tumblr.com/post/21250622326/when-you-die-youre-gone-forever-there-is-no"&gt;eclectic-electric&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHEN YOU DIE YOU’RE GONE FOREVER THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE JUST DECAYING ORGANIC MATERIAL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lsoll0wu1qzmjus.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21251824796</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21251824796</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:29:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckdemolition:

The Avett Brothers- Will You Return?
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/21244317886/tumblr_m2lo8wSCMe1qk6tz0&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckdemolition.tumblr.com/post/21244234713/the-avett-brothers-will-you-return"&gt;fuckdemolition&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Avett Brothers- Will You Return?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21244317886</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21244317886</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:32:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>struckbythewishingspell:

Every time I walk past this when we...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ldfqZc961qzbx0go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://struckbythewishingspell.tumblr.com/post/21228866773/every-time-i-walk-past-this-when-we-walk-to-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;struckbythewishingspell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every time I walk past this when we walk to the Avenue, I think about how I want to make a post about it, but I never do. So this Flying Spaghetti Monster sign is on the side of a building in Hampden, where I live, in Baltimore City. “Hon” is like a local vernacular thing. But this makes me happy every time I see it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21232375004</link><guid>http://complexmachines.tumblr.com/post/21232375004</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:36:12 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

