December 2011
llsn:
new years eve plans? i have a date with my bed and the twilight zone marathon.
this is what i’ve been doing since 7am…
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that perfect moment when you think wow i haven’t smoked weed in a week…this needs to change really soon then someone texts you “tryna to smoke some dank”
Me: Hey… Shoe: What time is it? Me: It’s not even 12 yet, don’t worry. When do you wanna shower? Shoe: Hmmphhh *rolls back over*
Useless…
danthemountainman asked: waitttt where are you going???
packing in the darkkkkk while my boyfriend is sleeping is annnnoying probs just gonna slowly cover him in clothes until he wakes up/suffocates
things holly hayes does; choose the drug dealer that is 15 minutes away instead of the one two streets over just because he’s more attractive
everydayisearthday:
I need more cozy holiday sweaters
A LOT MORE
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“I find great joy in many of the simple pleasures of life, like red wine and pizza. So much pizza, so little time! May there be pizza on earth and goodwill toward all!”
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via acorda)
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pedalwhereyougo:
sometimes being awake and sober is totally a drag.
fuckdemolition asked: I'm tryina bring a 30 of miller high life over on Saturday for Holly's return!
always being stoned and craving hot chocolate/chocolate milk and regretting it because milk fucks up my stomach why do i always do thissssssssssss, i wanna dieee
eclectic-electric:
I’M PROBABLY GONNA CRY WHEN HOLLY COMES HOME
NO GODS NO UNDERWEAR
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