January 2011
conglomeration:
new years is funny because it’s only a celebration of an arbitrary measurement of time and nothing actually changes
anyway if i die tonight my cat gets my blog
cheers!
December 2010
negativepunxpts:
can this be the year we stop talking about hipsters?
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Another year gone by and still I can't say that...
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I’m dumb as shit and broke my bong last night. RIP Big Bird :(
CAN I PLEASE GET THE METAL FOR THE BEST GIRLFRIEND...
tatitotes:
-DON’T CELEBRATE VALENTINE’S DAY
- DON’T BUY ME THINGS OTHER THAN CHEAP FOOD
-ALLOW ME TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE WEIRDO WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT
- ALL I EXPECT IN RETURN IS FOOD AND A SHARED INTERESTED IN LOVING CATS.
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myboyfriendcomeshometodayyayaayayayayay
Shit I don't give a flying fuck about
blaq-surf:
Harry Potter
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Skins
Lady Gaga
Glee
everything else
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I wish i was like the ice king and my beard would turn into wings and i could fly everywhereeeee.
Everything is magic until it becomes routine, in...
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ahhh so much free weed and alcohol latelyy, why can’t this happen all the timeee?
conglomeration:
we’ve got this burning fascination with non-verbal communication
I wanna kiss you on that crane x1000
maryymack:
xchrissycupcake:
This dog is finally cuddling with me but now i’m really hungry and wanna make a grilled cheese but i’m scared if i get up the dog will hate me and never cuddle again. I don’t know what to dooo, i’m so hungry…
EAT IT. THAT WAY IT’LL BE A PART OF YOU FOREVER, AND YOU’LL SATISFY YOUR NEED FOR FOOD.
GREAT IDEA MARY, I’LL JUST EAT THE ONLY THING THAT CUDDLES...
This dog is finally cuddling with me but now i’m really hungry and wanna make a grilled cheese but i’m scared if i get up the dog will hate me and never cuddle again. I don’t know what to dooo, i’m so hungry…
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Currently chasing a dachshund around my house saying “LOVE ME PLEASE JUST LOVE ME CUTE LITTLE WEINER DOG” :( i just wanna cuddle with it
conglomeration:
apples to apples is a pretty good solution to everything like
snowed in? play apples to apples. bored? play apples to apples. almost drunk? play apples to apples. all of the above? play apples to apples.
Doinnn this tonight yayaya drunk apples to apples
I am thinking its a sign that the freckles in our...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding! I hope it snows enoughhh
Krystina is coming over yayayay
The most female orgasms per hour on record is a...